Caption Contest

Update 3 June: 

Results are in!  All five site editors have voted for their top two favorites.  First choices were assigned 2 pts; second choices 1 pt.  Given the results, I need to highlight that nobody was allowed to vote for their own submission.

• Winner w/ 5 pts: "via madonna, via montana, via media" (yours truly)
• Runner up w/ 3pts: "virgin birth or virgin daquiri?" (Cindy Kaemmerer) 

I will be donating my sticker, pre-selected from the Mary side, to charity, after I scan it and post it here later tonight.  Cindy, you may pick up your Hannah Montana sticker in person at Thursday's AAC meeting.  Congratulations.

Thanks all who contributed.  Gotta laugh sometimes just so you don't cry.  We'll do this again.

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Update 24 May:  Prizes have been purchased.  Contest ends 31 May.  Site editors will select a winner and runner up.
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Took this picture today at my favorite Mexican place downtown and, though I tried, I could not resist posting it here.

Got a good caption?  Put it in the comments.  We'll decide on a winner in a couple weeks.  Prize?  Lucky winner gets his or her choice of randomly-dispensed items from this very machine...from one side only.

 
(more photos in the image galleries)